Stupid Ways to Die Throughout the Ages

There are many ways to die. Not many of them are noble, but if you're famous or die in an especially ignobly way, then that's just kind of embarrassing. But don't worry about it, if you ever make this list you'll be dead, so you won't care.

Darwin's Rottweiller

I'm not an atheist, but if I was, Richard Dawkins would be my God.

Er, wait, that's not right...