Clueless Part I: Best Headline Ever

“Judge Tries to Unring Bell Hanging Around Neck of Horse Already Out of Barn Being Carried on Ship That Has Sailed.”

Best headline ever, associated with this court case associated in part having to do with the side effects of psychotic drugs, and a judge who thinks that somehow he controls the intertube web thingee. Maybe two are related -- the drugs and the judge that is?