Martinis

Why didn't anybody tell me about this? I just discovered Martinis, and they are amazing. I ran out and bought gin, vermouth, and olives. Now I'm set. In fact, I'm drinking one right now.

While researching "martinis" at (where else?) Wikipedia, I came across the Wikibooks bartending guides. Right on! Hey, Dad, have you still got the old martini shaker I used to play with when you were'nt home? Er, oops!